02.2.13

0202SAT: THE ROUNDUP


BAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! It never gets old.

We couldn’t possibly think of a better way to warm up for the Super Bowl than hanging with the greatest linebacker to ever play the game. And we’re not talking about Ray Lewis. Lawrence Taylor is going to be at Lavo tonight. And what you two get up to with hookers after the party is nobody’s business but your own, but could you at least mention to him that he’s our favorite player of all time and we’d much rather he was broadcasting games than Phil Simms?

    Clubs

  • Ghostbar: Ghostbowl. 1 p.m.
  • Tao: Lawrence Taylor. 10 p.m.
  • Lavo: Lavo Brunch. 1 p.m.
  • LAX: Method Man. 10 p.m.
  • Tryst: Jermaine Dupri, Derrick Anthony. 10 p.m.
  • XS: Avicii. 10 p.m.
  • Body English: Stefano Noferini. 10 p.m.
  • Haze: J. Cole . 10:30 p.m.
  • Marquee: Bambi. 10 p.m.
  • 1 Oak: Tropic Beauty World Finals. 10:30 p.m.
  • Hyde: Wilmer Valderrama. 10 p.m.
  • Moon: Maxim Girls. 10 p.m.
  • Artisan: M!KEATTACK. 10 p.m.

    Music

  • MGM Grand Garden Arena: George Strait & Martina McBride. $63.50-$120, 6:30 p.m.

    Comedy

  • Terry Fator Theater: Daniel Tosh. $81-$114, 10 p.m.
  • Orleans: Dana Carvey. $60.50-$88, 8 p.m.
  • Hollywood Theater: Drew Carey’s Improv-a-ganza. $50-70, 11:30 p.m.
  • Improv: Charles Fleischer, Kenny Kane. $29.05, $44.95, 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m.
  • Riviera Comedy Club: Larry Reeb, John Bizarre. 8:30 p.m., $19.99 ($10 locals).
  • L.A. Comedy Club: Dave Williamson, Gary Caouette. 9:30 p.m., $29.95-$59.85.
  • Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club: Ian Bagg, Jen Kober, Marc Patrick. $46.40-$68.40, 8 p.m.
  • Sin City Comedy: Greg Vaccariello. $37.50-$48.50, 9 p.m.
  • Laugh Factory: Roseanne Barr. $49.95-$69.95, 7 p.m.

    Bars

  • Double Down Saloon: Stormtroopers of Dirk, The Fat Dukes of Fuck, Agent 86, Xomby, Roken Patron Saints.10 p.m.
  • Beauty Bar: Sonidero. 10 p.m.
  • Bond: DJ Who. 10 p.m. to 3 a.m.
  • Bunkhouse: Deadhand, First Cousins, Burning Agrestic. 9 p.m.

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