Finally, Perez Hilton’s long-planned revenge comes to fruition.

Criss Angel is the victim of a dog heist, because apparently this is a man who can’t stay away from weird, pet-related drama.

Apparently Angel bought the dog at Prince & Princess Puppies & Boutique, left it with the owner while he went to Mexico, and then the dog, along with two others, were stolen. So now he’s offering $15,000 for the dog’s return. We’re pretty sure there are actual children who go missing who don’t warrant that high a reward.

And in other Angel news: He’s going to be in a new Spike TV series where he’ll both reveal new “demonstrations” and get into the creative process behind his illusions. “OK guys, what if we started with a shirt only held together by the one bottom button. Now what else does everyone have?”

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