Think of how much worse it’ll be when Aaron turns 30. (Photos by Al Powers)
We don’t need to tell you how weird it is that the Backstreet Boys weren’t joining the Package Tour with 98 Degrees, New Kids on the Block and Boyz II Men, do we? Apparently the snubbing can’t have packed too much sting, because Nick Carter was at Tao on Saturday to celebrate his 33rd birthday (which is actually today, and actually making you feel like you’re a thousand years old) along with girlfriend Lauren Kitt. Who we imagine still gets death-threats from time to time from the more dedicated end of the Backstreet fanbase.
Also at Tao was Jillian Michaels, who turned down a free bottle of champagne sent over by a fan because she had to get up early. The lesson? Never try to party with people who have actual self-discipline. You need to party with someone like us, who has the impulse control of a 6-year-old who just downed 43 Pixy Stix.