Take THAT, Caliendo.
Maybe The Orleans’ greatest triumph — other than its triumph of efficiency in imparting second-hand emphysema — is that it serves as a home for Don Rickles when he’s in town. The casino just locked up Rickles for two weekends in 2013: April 13-14 and September 28-29, which marks Mr. Warmth’s 54th consecutive year playing in Las Vegas. They claim it’s a record, but we’re not sure who he’s taking that record from — Wayne Newton? The statue of Caesar? Well. He certainly has Frank Caliendo beat, at any rate.