At least the socks are also sans Dick. (Photos by Jesse Grant. Black Keys photos by Erik Kabik)
The Chelsea and The Joint both went with the rock route for New Year’s Eve, and while The Joint had the far, far superior band in The Black Keys, The Chelsea got the bigger name in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And they also got Real Housewives Kyle Richards and Faye Resnick. So there’s that.
Also giving it away now were Jesse Metcalfe, Broncos linebacker Von Miller, Kevin Hart, Cardinals starting pitcher Jaime Garcia and Dana White. While the Keys drew everyone who’s been on Chilis overkill by listening to any alt radio station since about 1994.