Someone here is bad at learning lessons. (Photo by Ethan Miller)
You know, most people when they get old and gullible just get scammed by like telemarketers, or the Travelers or something. Hugh Hefner — whose kids must hate him because they’re not putting a stop to this — is again going to try again to get married to Crystal Harris, the runaway bride whose altar-ditching was a calculated money grab. Couldn’t someone just sell him some Old Glory Robot Insurance instead?