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83-year-old Joe Jackson suffered a mild stroke Wednesday night. He’s expected to be released from the hospital on Friday, where he’s expected to resume slapping the shit out of Tito on a regular basis.

According to the story, “Jackson has had small strokes at least twice before this.” Jesus Christ! Joe Jackson is from that generation of for-reals tough dudes that aren’t going to be stopped by conventional means. If you’re some soft dude in your 30s, like us, just reading about having a stroke is like 50/50 to land you in the hospital.

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