There goes the Jets fan vote. (Photos by Erik Kabik)

This time President Obama got Eva Longoria to come hang out. Apparently he has a thing for brunettes with big boobs. In which case: We’re right in lock-step with the Prez. Yesterday at The College of Southern Nevada’s Cheyenne Campus for another rally. This one drew Shelia E, as Obama is heavily courting the Prince-fan-from-the-’80s vote, plus Harry Reid and Ray J. If we can get him to release some more Kardashian sex tape footage, we’d totally vote for Obama.

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