You wouldn’t have pegged this as strip-club decor if it wasn’t attached to this story, would you?
See what happens when you let people out of the Midwest?
Apparently a Missouri staffer, director of video operations Michael Schumacher, racked up a $7,600 bill at Olympic Gardens in the school’s credit card by himself. What kind of high-ticket talent are they trotting out at the OG these days? Did he just go for 38 consecutive back-room dances in a row? Which works out to roughly 114 Kid Rock songs back-to-back-to-back-to you get the point.