Heidi knows the answer! The question is: “Whose corpse will biodegrade the slowest?” (Photos by Denise Truscello)
Crazy Horse III celebrated its third anniversary with two people who were last famous when the strip club first opened: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Montag was looking to receive her first ever lap dance — as noble a goal as we’ve ever heard. Seriously, it brings a tear to our eye.
She went right for it, picking out a couple of dancers for a twofer in the VIP, where she made it rain on the lucky girls who, conveniently, each had a place to sit on either of Heidi’s load-bearing boobs.