04.24.12
HEART ATTACK GRILL 2, HEARTS 0

It’s turning into a blowout. A coronary blowout.
Proving that people everywhere never, ever, under any circumstances, learn lessons, the Heart Attack Grill scored again, when another woman was rushed to the hospital Saturday night while eating there. Frankly, we’re rooting for the HAG at this point.
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One Response to “HEART ATTACK GRILL 2, HEARTS 0”

Check out the dude in the background! Has anyone at HAG checked to see if he’s still alive? Or merely wanted by police and doesn’t want to be photographed?