THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD OF MIKE TYSON


Not the face of a happy man. (Photo by Scott Harrison | Retna)

We’re not sure if something is up with the Champ — and, if ever a dude has earned the right to some bleak, it’s him — but his Twitter feed has taken a turn to the dark over the last few days.

We caught it yesterday when he blasted out the (since deleted) Tweet: “@MikeTyson: I don’t want anything wrapped as a present because it’s usually a pile of shit when opened. nothing is free.”

Yowch.

Here are four more Tweets that have Tyson making Kierkegaard sound like a goddamn children’s television show host:

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