What? Not one drapey top among the bunch? (Photos by Scott Harrison | Retna)

JWoww — Jenni Farley of Jersey Shore celebrated her 25th birthday Saturday night, while her boobs celebrated their third. Regardless, there was cake enough for everyone celebrating a birthday, just like at the McDonald’s Playland. Except in this case, crawling through the ball pit meant something entirely different.

JWoww brought her boyfriend Tom Lippolis and eight others to dinner at Nove Italiano inside the Palms where Chef Geno Bernando brought out Obligatory Celebrity Cake No. 1. She and Lippolis had taken Bernando’s cooking class earlier in the day.

After dinner, JWoww and her father both got keys to the Playboy Club, which they must apparently keep in a fishbowl by the elevator now, the way they hand those things out. After that, the whole group went up to Moon to party until around 1:30 (with another cake), when JWoww and friends moved it downstairs to Rain to listen to Junkie XL.

Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer were plotting how to extract $300 million from the American public summer 2011 during dinner at N9NE Steakhouse, while the Jets’ Dustin Keller, MMA fighter Chuck Liddell and Pete Rose all had their own, far less insidious (except for Pete, we mean) things going on. Jay Cutler of the Bears started at Playboy Club then moved up to Moon.

By Jason Scavone

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