Seriously, this could slot in on VH1 just fine. (Photo by Cody Boor)

In 1992 it was The Real World. In 1997 it was Survivor. In 2010, Jersey Shore. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the the next great leap forward in reality television: Top and the Dog.

Or, at least, it would be in the fantasy utopia we’ve constructed in our mind. There would also be Snooki teaching English as a Second Language. Anyway, Duane Chapman and his wife, Beth, were at Vanity inside the Hard Rock Hotel Sunday night, where they were hanging out with Carrot Top. The Chapmans were also spotted at Playboy Club and Moon at the Palms, which leads us to believe that someone who kept moving from Moon to Playboy to Vanity was about to get tased and dragged back to Hawaii.

By Jason Scavone

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