So … shiny.

Donny Osmond’s Dancing with the Stars runner up Mya was in at Jet inside The Mirage Friday night to do two songs for the crowd, which is great, but our general rule is when it looks like someone has enough sequins going on that it looks like they have two disco balls for boobs, we don’t notice the musical performance. Which is fine. It’s really a win-win.

Over at XS inside Encore, 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Underwood had a table looking over the dance floor. She went with the plain white dress instead of the clearly superior sequined number. Or maybe, really, it’s just us who get distracted by anything shiny.

Also at XS were Larry Johnson and Bengals teammate Domata Peko, after doing their part to be the first domino in the Jets’ quest to keep failing upward until the Colts do to them what they did to the Ravens, who are essentially just a slightly richer man’s Jets anyway.

Also on Friday, Kid Capri was at Rain to fill in for Z-Trip. You know what you never see? Hip hop tribute bands. Someone should get on that and form Kid ‘n’ Play Capri to successfully re-create the classic early days of hip hop and also house parties.

By Jason Scavone

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