For God’s sake, boys, run for your lives.

Kourtney Kardashian babydaddy Scott Disick was with Robert Kardashian at Palazzo’s SushiSamba last night. Now, there’s no evidence that they’re were in town at dinner by themselves because they were plotting their escape from the roiling sea of Kardashian women, but come on. What else could it have been? We’re a little surprised Lamar Odom and Reggie Bush weren’t invited, too. Odom probably wised up when he saw an eight-foot houseplant wearing Christian Louboutins and muttering about “going to tell Kris” perched suspiciously close to the booth.

By Jason Scavone

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