At the very least make some doves fly out of that Bunny costume. (Photo by Shane O’Neal. Additional photos by O’Neal, Joe Fury)

All of the 2009 Miss Playboy Club positions may be filled, but that just means it’s time to get it going again for shiny new 2010. Illusionist Steve Wyrick was on hand Sunday night to name local girl Shannon Kelly the club’s Miss January 2010. He could’ve at least sawed her in half, too. What’s the point of bringing an illusionist around if you’re not going to have him saw anyone in half? If we were an illusionist, we’d carry that box and a few saws around everywhere. Just in case. In fact, who wants to put us through magician college so we can become the most annoying guest at your parties. “So, that Alicia Keyes/Jay-Z song sure is good?” “Right, but you know what sounds really good. The sweet, sweet sound of a clean saw blade slicing through a fresh box. If you’ll look, you’ll see that this box is perfectly sturdy and untampere– hey? Where’s everyone going?”

By Jason Scavone

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