This is still less weird than the people Keanu would bring to the set of Dracula. (Photo by Michael Morales | Cashman Photo)

Gary Oldman, aka Sid Vicious, aka Commissioner Gordon, aka the only remotely watchable part of The Contender brought his mother, Kathleen, to see Ka at MGM Grand Friday night for her 90th birthday.

After the show, Oldman and his wife, Alexandra, wanted to know how the choreograph a show like that. With all his Harry Potter experience, Oldman should have known that the answer was clearly, “wizardry.” And such, he should’ve threatened to burn the witches and warlocks responsible at the stake. It’s the only way to be sure. Country singer/comic Rodney Carrington was also at the show. We’re not saying Gary Oldman should have set Carrington on fire too, as a precautionary measure, but, you know. Witnesses.

By Jason Scavone

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