We could also accept “The Power” in lieu of “Rhythm is a Dancer.”

Melrose Place’s Colin Egglesfield hosts at Prive inside Planet Hollywood Resort tonight. Not the original Melrose Place, unfortunately. The new remake. Otherwise it would be nothing but wall-to-wall Ace of Base and “Rhythm is a Dancer” and that would officially make it the greatest night in the history of nightclubs. Take our word for it: The world needs more Snap! You are required by law to like any early-’90s dance song where its obligatory rap breakdown includes the line, “I’m serious as CANCER, rhythm is a dancer.” Feeling good on the dance floor and rolling in the positive affirmation gestalt of ’90s electronica? Awesome. Now think about terminal illness.

(Did Wham! ever sue Snap! for infringement? They should have. It’s not like Andrew Ridgeley was too busy to do it. In fact, his entire calendar for ’93 could have been blocked out with “File lawsuit against Snap!” and no one ever would’ve known the difference.)

• Menage Mondays is at First inside The Palazzo.
• Rhumbar at The Mirage does Pink Sugar Monday.
• CatHouse inside the Luxor holds Madame Monday.
• Rockhouse holds Mandatory Mondays with DJ Joey da Juice.
• Foundation Room does Godspeed at 11 p.m.
• The Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) brings in the Bargain DJ Collective.
• The Beauty Bar has does Dirty Shame Karaoke.

By Jason Scavone

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