FINALLY someone stepped up to the plate and got us what we deserve for Christmas. (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Economic ruin? What economic ruin? If the economy were based solely on toys (which would be awesome) Tryst, XS and Drai’s would have kicked things back into gear all by themselves yesterday during their annual KLUC toy drive after buying up $68,429 worth of stuff at Wal-Mart — more than double last year’s record setting $32,000 total.

Not only did they load up a trailer and a stretch Escalade with toys and more than 200 bicycles, but Santa was flying around in a chopper overhead that was loaded up with toys and brought to Nevada Power, where everything was being collected. This is partly because it provided a fast and effective means of toy transportation, and partly because Santa was always secretly envious of Jan-Michael Vincent in Airwolf.

By Jason Scavone

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