11.30.09

UNDEAD CONTINUE TO ROAM CITY

Serratos
We can’t wait until this is over and there’s a mummy craze sweeping the nation.

LATE BREAKING VAMPIRE UPDATE: Twilight’s Christian Serratos, who plays Angela, was at Peepshow Saturday night. She’s 19 and wanted to spend her evening watching other girls get naked, which is more or less the definition of Completely Awesome.

It is, however, the second vampire sighting for the weekend, which we think has to be a great sign for the economy, as our new model of vampire-based industry demonstrates. We suggest you get in on the ground floor and shift your skills into cape-sewing and castle-building. You can thank us later.

By Jason Scavone

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