All this can be yours in the exciting world of acting. (Photo by Isaac Brekken | Getty Images)

Quick! Pick your dream acting coach. Robert De Niro? Are you kidding? De Niro has better crap to do. Daniel Day Lewis? Are you out of your mind? That guy is crazy. If his next movie is about going to prison (again), there’s like a 60 percent chance he’ll shank you. Greatest-living-actor Peter O’Toole? The guy is like 140 years old and the strain of teaching acting may be the thing that finally snaps his brittle bones. Also, he’s probably drunk right now.

Look, we’ll make this easy on you. You’re going to settle for Mario Lopez. He’s the keynote speaker at the Actors Expo Sunday at 3 p.m. at Rave Motion Pictures, that’ll help you get the ins and outs on how to get your career going. Step one? Distance yourself professionally from Dustin Diamond as far as you can possibly go. It’s $20 if you sign up by Saturday at ActorsExpo.net or $30 if you wait ’til the day-of.

By Jason Scavone

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