At least getting skewered by South Park isn’t as embarrassing as having a creepy mannequin that looks like you.

The excitement in the air is palpable: Someone in Las Vegas is getting urinated on tonight. Well. One more person, we mean. R. Kelly is at Planet Hollywood Resort tonight with an afterparty set for Hawaiian Tropic Zone. That sound you hear is his stream-of-consciousness narrative to a stripped-down beat as he rides in his limo toward the theater. “Now I’m stuck in traffic/Sittin’ next to MAN-DA-LAY/And the light turns green/But The Deuce is IN THE WAY.”

• Dancing with the Stars Joanna Krupa hosts at Jet inside The Mirage.
• The SpyOnVegas.com Open Bar is at Cadillac Ranch’s Town Square from 6 to 9 p.m.
• The Battle of the Bands finale is at Diablo’s inside Monte Carlo with Conflict of Interest, Rhyme and Rhythm, Age oV Reason and Formality.
• Rok at New York-New York features DJ SmashBox, Wondersound with Jeremy Espinosa and DJ Leo Diaz.
• Jermaine Dupri celebrates the release of his Nu Pop Movement watch line at Prive inside Planet Hollywood.
• The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel has Kelly Clarkson and Parachute.
• Jay Leno is at The Mirage.
• The House of Blues at Mandalay Bay brings in LMFAO, Far East Movement, Paradiso Girsl, Shwayze and Space Cowboy.
• Sunset Station’s Club Madrid breaks out the leather pants for Skid Row.
• Krave has DJ Epic Megafail.
• The Sin City Sinners are at Railhead inside Boulder Station with porn star Sunny Leone.
• Steel Panther is at Ovation inside Green Valley Ranch at 11:30 p.m..
• The Double Down (4640 Paradise Road) welcomes Gerbils v. 2.0, Shotguns & Gasoline, Dick Falcon and Motown Blood.
• Brass Lounge (425 Fremont St.) goes with Shake and Pop with DJ Mike Attack.
• The Thunderbird Lounge does Plush Night Club
• The Cheyenne Saloon features Protest, For the Fight, Cirka:Sik and In Shadows Embrace.
• Divebar has former ShackShaker Joe Buck and Charlie Overbay.
• The Beauty Bar does The Get Back.
• Emile Rivera and the Andy Frasco Band are at the Freakin’ Frog.
• The Farm has Eyes Set to Kill, Dreaming of Eden and Love HateHero.
• The Bunkhouse brings in Holding On To Sound, Airrikah, Mob Zombie, The Color Turning and The Listener.

By Jason Scavone

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