They’re standing pretty close together. Someone ought to … keep ‘em separated. RIMSHOT!

Do you like car racing video games? Do you like power pop-punk? Do you like mashup DJs? Well. Aren’t you a little ball of in-luck. The Offspring, who have been writing the same song over and over again since 1994, host the Seventh Annual Gran Turismo Awards Ceremony at Rain inside the Palms, which will also feature a set by Z-Trip. The awards tie into SEMA, picking out a tricked-out ride to feature in the game.

Offspring, meanwhile, will pick from their endless bag of songs with three chords and a somewhat scolding message. No, it’s true. Every single Offspring song comes with a message from Dexter Holland. “Come Out and Play”: Violence is bad. “All I Want”: Be yourself. “The Kids Aren’t All Right”: Live up to your potential. “Bad Habit”: Pay attention in Driver’s Ed.

By Jason Scavone

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