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Oh, any weekend-warrior trollop can throw on a slutty cop, slutty nurse or slutty race-car driver outfit. That barely qualifies as a costume half the time. But it takes someone really special to take something that has absolutely no business being slutty and steering it into a cleavage-popping, booty-shaking direction. You, clever girls of Las Vegas, are our absolute heroes of the weekend. Our hat is off in your steadfast refusal to take no for an answer when the question is, “Slutty Zombie Ted Kennedy is pushing it a little too far, right?”

Slutty KISS.

Slutty 101 Dalmations.

Slutty Dumb and Dumber.

Slutty Scarecrow, which goes well with …

… Slutty Tin Man.

Slutty Mrs. Potato Head.

Slutty Freddy Kreuger.

Extra slutty Elastigirl.

Slutty Optimus Prime! She clearly wins Halloween.

Slutty Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Slutty clown.

Slutty, and white, Urkel.

Slutty Girl Scout.

Slutty giraffe. That has got to lead to some really unwanted attention.

Slutty Mario Brothers. Sisters. Whatever.

And last but by no means least, Slutty Predator. Guess we weren’t so far off with Slutty RoboCop after all.

By Jason Scavone

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