Oooh, someone’s going to get headdress inferiority complex.

If Mufasa looked a little wobbly on stage to the Brits, that’s because we sent our own personal gin bomb, Mayor Oscar Goodman, during his goodwill mission to London to promote British Airways new nonstop service from Heathrow to McCarran. The colonies say hello, Jolly Old.

Hizzonner went to check out The Lion King at the Lyceum Theater. But we know his secret mission was to distribute Martinis to the cast so disappointed theatergoers in Blighty would jet off to Mandalay Bay to see a sharper performance. You can fool most everyone, Mr. Mayor, but we’re onto your masterful scheme here.

By Jason Scavone

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