‘And your new tattoo looks just like Heidi Montag. That’ll be $700.’ (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

The emo bang control engine was set to full swoop, as Gabe Saporta of Cobra Starship and guys from Boys Like Girls took turns DJing at Jet inside The Mirage last night while Lo Bosworth of The Hills hosted. She took her turns playing around with a tattoo artist, makeup artist, freestyle artist and roller derby girl.

You know, if they’d add roller derby to The Hills, it would be so much more watchable. Like, if there were a 30 percent chance every episode of a surprise appearance from Audrina Patridge rolling by to elbow Spencer in the neck, it instantly becomes must-watch TV, doesn’t it? Would someone explain to us why we haven’t been put in charge as the Pope of Broadcasting yet?

By Jason Scavone

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