Artist’s rendition.

Oh, crap. As if peeing on The Alamo weren’t enough, we’re pretty sure Ozzy Osbourne is planning on whizzing on the moon next. Ozzy, Sharron and Jack went up on that Zero-G flight Saturday which we’re pretty sure means Ozzy is planning on conquering space.

Or maybe NASA is getting ready to shoot him to Mars to bite the heads off aliens that might stand in the way of colonizing the red planet. The details are hazy. All we know is “Ozzy in space” is probably not going to end well for the rest of humanity. For one, we welcome our new Prince of Darkness overlord and promise to buy as many Ozzfest tickets and solo albums as possible. Even The Ultimate Sin. (WARNING: Video contains egregious ’80s hair, metal video tropes, floating Ozzy head.)

By Jason Scavone

Comments RSS