No matter how many times you see her topless, it never really gets old, does it? (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

The verdict is in, and the court finds the defendant topless.

Carmen Electra ditched the pasties for her debut at Crazy Horse Paris at MGM Grand, where she’ll be featured through Monday — although the other dancers kept the pasties on just to mess with her. Look, we’re not one to say that some things are just too serious to joke about but … some things are too serious to joke about. Toplessness is one of them. We appreciate a good laugh, but let’s not lessen the overall nudity quotient for humor’s sake.

Fellow traveler in nakedosity Holly Madison was in the audience to check out her temporary competition. If this leads to some kind of derobing arms race, we’re completely fine with that.

By Jason Scavone

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