07.7.09
ALL THE BIZKIT YOU CAN HANDLE FOR FREE

Old Man Durst is going to be driving his Rascal scooter to the Palms.
So, first Chester Bennington from Linkin Park puts his tattoo shop in, now Limp Bizkit is doing a free show July 18 at The Pearl inside the Palms? We don’t like where this is going. This wave of nostalgia for March 1998 to January 1999 will eventually threaten to consume us all with very specific, wistful yearnings for Armageddon and The Sifl and Ollie Show.
The show is free, and tickets are first-come, first-served and are limited to one pair per customer. Doors are at 7 and the show is at 9 p.m. Didn’t they sell millions of albums? Umm … septuple platinum even. And now they’re doing a free show? We know it’s not remotely cool to like nu-metal anymore but neither is disco and Donna Summer still gets actual U.S. dollars for her shows.










Difference being: At least the gays still like Donna Summer.
Nobody likes Limp Bizkit.