05.27.09
NIK RICHIE PUNCHING ABOVE WEIGHT CLASS
Maybe she doesn’t have regular sight, but can only ‘see’ movement. Like a T-Rex.
Nik Richie of TheDirty.com was spotted eating at Company Kitchen and Pub House on Friday before his Dirty Invasion party at LAX with staff and six Dirty “Celebrities.”
He was spotted getting hot and heavy with 23-year-old Sarah Wood, a model from Dallas so far out of Nik’s league she might as well be from the future. We’d be less surprised if Megan Fox hooked up with Gollum, but then again this is Vegas and anyone can get lucky — even the unfortunate-looking and so-far-in-the-closet-he-might-as-well-be-in-Narnia Nik Richie.
Nik proceeded to the club where he and the women he paid to be with him drank and partied on the stage at LAX ’til the wee hours. Or until the comped bottle of Grey Goose ran empty. We hope the pretty blonde is OK. We would rather make out with a rattlesnake than with Mr. Richie. At least we’d know what medicine to use to treat the infection.
so you’re saying you don’t like the dirty? you must have gotten blasted on there
Jason your shits weak. Jason Scavone is for the gays. I decided.
Jason which hand is orange from shoveling Doritos in your mouth while typing lame attempts at humor while Nik is out living his life and obviously doing better. If it wasn’t for a cross-promote from Sarah Wood, I wouldn’t know this shitty site exists.
Make me laugh, clown. Nik does every time I go to The Dirty.
Jealous?…Nik is GOD!
jason,
you sound like you’re a bit jealous of nik richie. this site is definitely for the gays. dirty army for life!
way to betray your jealousy, I can’t think of a more straightforward way of doing so.
LOL…all you dirty nerdies coming in here…..Nik sent ya eh? Nik can dish out the dirt, but can’t take it? LMAO
omg if it wasnt for him, i wouldnt even know your site existed loser
TheDirty was my guilty pleasure until I saw the posts about Nick Schuyler. I don’t think it’s cool to make fun of someone that almost died and had to witness 2 others that did die in the worst way possible. You have to have some class underneath your outdated Criss-Angel-like soul patch f***tard. Get a life. You are 35, GROW UP! You suck at life. I decided.
I still dont know where this clown came from when he started dirty scottsdale . Some hairy persian slaming people who are better looking then him.
Nik is hot! He can do way better than that chick.
Really funny line (Narnia). You should have heard how hard I laughed the first time I heard it in the movie Role Models.
your site sucks compared to the dirty..and your obviously not as successful otherwise you’d have more advertisers. you should thank Nik for giving your site some undeserved hits
I agree….I have never heard of dailyfiasco.com, and wouldn’t have if it wasn’t for THE DIRTY! The Dirty is the shit and this site is for the gays. I decided.
‘ so-far-in-the-closet-he-might-as-well-be-in-Narnia Nik Richie’
Ok, That’s freakin hilarious! Yeah, yeah yeah, Dirty Army-Dirty Sanchez, +2′s…whatever..say what you want…that’s still epic pwnage.
Nik i must say that is some funny shit, its great to know you can take some homos words in good spirits. It was great to meet you your a funny bastard, your boy with you was pretty cool too……damn tabloids
your site is whack homie.
i’ll check back when you round up 30+ bangin women to escort you to vegas.
your site is for the gays. DIRTY ARMY DECIDED.
Burrito Is That You Trying To Make A Funny? Your Site Is Weak! Dirty Army For Life
I never knew about this website til nik posted *whats the name of it again, I forgot*.. Yep Nik is still on top.. Your way of jabbing is really bad.. keep your day job.
dirty army strong
Nik still felt the need to send you nerdies here to “defend” him. Too funny….can’t take the heat Nik? Awwwwwww
Totally didn’t know this site existed, really seems like you’re jealous!
Face it, you’re just the poor man’s “nik richie”! Queen Bee OUT! haha
thank nik for sending so many people to your site. if it is weren’t for him you would have zero people coming to your site. nik and dirty.com is the bomb… dirty army biotch!!!
Nik is so hot! Sarah is so lucky.
WOW this site sux, I know tons of girls Nik could bang out, no homo but dude is not ugly. Your site is crap and just because Palms Place advertises for $1/year on this gay site I’m never setting foot in the place hahaaha for real. DIRTY ARMY 4 LIFE MUTHASUCKA!@!!!!!
whoever wrote this luvs the purple crayon kinda sad too that this site woulda got NO HITS if it wasnt for the dirty see nik luvs supporting the less-fortunate (in this case very less)
Vegas is for the Broke Niggers I decided… 15K’s…lol
ha dirty army all over ya ass! Nik is GOD!
Nik Richie is not funny period. I mean his comments are just lame, I have nothing against his site it just sucks.
Nik is the biggest fag of all, like expressed on this page he only chills with people interested in what he can do for them thats why in the long run hes the ugliest most pathetic douchebag out. HaHa at Nik having minor fame but having major issues – what an idiot
I found this site because of the Dirty, but Nik is a scumbag. Half the women he talks about wouldn’t give him the time of day. I thought he was gonna be super hot. Lol… he isn’t, at all!! I agree, he can dish it out, but can’t take it. Yuk. On a 1-10 scale, Nik is a 3 at best. Ewwwww…
Now all Nik’s shit talk doesn’t mean much to me. He’s the nerd that never could say any of that shit to anyone’s face.
HI-LARIOUS!!! Well… At LEAST THIS SITE doesn’t DELETE posts… like DELETE WHORE NIK ‘GAY AS NARNIA’ RICHIE!!
Hahahahahahahhahahahahhaah seriously he is ugly and a loser!
I’ve never been to the dailyfiasco site, but might have to more often. Thedirty.com is getting trashier by the minute.
What POS site continues to make posts about Nick Schuyler and thinks it’s cute?
Shame on thedirty.
A bunch of trash.
hey bro, nik probably just gave your lame-a$$ site more traffic than its ever had, maybe you should advertise on his site…
Nik richie is such a doosh. he throws all his parties at mid tier clubs and pays bimbos to hang out w him. then he takes them back to his hotel and begs for sex. Loser.
HAHAHA. dude. he used to DATE that model…. and your site is SO weak that I’ve never… EVER. EVERRR even heard about it until Nik said ANYTHING about it. Now I’m going to go back to forgetting this TERRIBLE site, your poor writing…. and pretend I was never unpleasantly surprised by this site. DIRTY ARMY STRONG. dailyfiasco……… what? do you even have a catchphrase? Nope. Keep tryinggg!
Jason, I see you are opening a fresh bottle of weak sauce… Dont hate on the midget Persian… cause he’s accomplished what you can only dream of doing… You strive for the day you can pay women to be around you…
EPIC FAIL
PS stop stealing lines from movies in your attempt to bash those that are better than you, come up with your own
People defending Nik, what do you have to say about him talking about Nick Schuyler? That’s just plain ol’ tacky, let alone ridiculous.
The way Nik talks about women, you would think he was the most drop dead person on earth, yet he’s nothing to look at. It’s VERY sad.
I don’t know who Jason is, but continue hating on TheDirty. I’m sure there’s PLENTY of people who will back you up.
I used to think Nik was kind of funny going after Gretchen Rossi lol, but it’s nothing more than a Perez Jr. And that should be the biggest insult of all!
*it’s should be he.
yeat again the dirty will stomp you into the ground maggots
What a retarded bunch of unethical nerds the dirty nerdies are!!! Your “leader” would trash you in a second if he had a good pic. for the “hits”. Nik is an overgrown teenager who needs to grow the f*ck up. I say Down with The Dirty!!
They are such a hot couple.
Just wait until public policy adapts and renders this self promoting slanderer penniless. That day will come. He knows it. He is obfuscating the law and hires people to send in posts that he responds to with the appearance of non collusion. Once this is parsed, so will his bank account. Thousands savor the day.
Your website traffic must be up 200% today just because you bashed Nik, and he was nice enough to put a link to your pathetic blog-in-a-box.
I agree with him that the “the unfortunate-looking and so-far-in-the-closet-he-might-as-well-be-in-Narnia Nik Richie” comment is really funny…..and true – I decided