Carrot Top and Gene Simmons, together at last for the KISS album nobody wanted. (Photos by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Gene Simmons was at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock Hotel last night for the launch of his Moneybag clothing line, where he was joined by Carrot Top. You might know The Top better under his stage name, Peter Criss.

There was a bachelorette party there, with the bride-to-be getting all up in Simmons’ bid’ness. We assume that means there’s a caterer somewhere getting stiffed on another last-minute wedding cancellation. Does Hallmark even make a card for “Sorry I have to return the toaster you got us, but my fiancee’s crotch is glowing after grinding on Gene Simmons in Las Vegas?” There probably is.

By Jason Scavone

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