01.6.09
WELCOME TO PORNSTARVILLE
Sunny Lane. Clothed, shockingly.
After you’ve walked the red carpet Saturday night and accepted your award for Best FFM Naughty Nurse Scene Involving a Wiffle Ball Bat, it’s time to retire to the quiet little burgh of Pornstarville. It’s a sleepy hamlet in Pornstarvania.
Actually, it’s the AVN Awards afterparty Saturday night at Studio 54 inside MGM Grand. Yes, it’s that time of year again when the amateur club skanks and even the renowned Vegas strippers have to take a back seat to the infusion of porn stars in town for the Adult Entertainment Expo and the Adult Video News Awards.
The public can start going at 2 p.m. on Friday at the Sands Expo Center until 8 p.m. Then on Saturday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Sunday all day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. There’s a lot of porn to work through, people, so plan accordingly. The AVN Awards are Saturday with red carpet starting at 6:30 p.m. “Red carpet” jokes will begin as soon as the first redhead walks by.
Among those slated for the afterparty at 54 are Flower Tucci, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, Kara Tai, Missy Stone, Sunny Lane, Kayden Kross, Alexis Texas, Casey Parker, Morgan Dayne and Heather Silk. We assume those names mean something to you. Not us. We only watch those movies for the articles.
Other things to watch out for at AEE? Choke screenwriter/director Clark Gregg will be on hand on Saturday. Fan seminar “Everything You Wanted to Know About Porn… (But Were Afraid to Ask)” with panelists Jesse Jane, Joanna Angel, Eva Angelina, Penny Flame, Sasha Grey, Travis Knight, Gina Lynn, Bree Olson, Savanna Samson, Randy Spears and Bobbi Starr is Friday at 2 p.m.; while “Before You Say Action: Adult Filmmaking 101″ runs from 3:30 to 5 p.m.
Of course, that’s to say nothing of the porn video games, penis pumps, countless porn stars with their respective companies, affiliated off-site afterparties and the Hall O’ Ball Gags. Should be good times. We’ll of course be keeping a close eye on these developments.
There’s also that other trade show going on this weekend, CES. Sure, they’ll have all sorts of cool new gadgets, but we’re guessing the percentage of people in pleather will be dramatically lower. Unless Steve Jobs delivers the surprise we’ve been dreaming about all our lives.
