It’s like he’s the mayor of Gaypiratetown. (Via VH1.com)
Bret Michaels, the sheer, unadulterated genius who deserves some sort of federal holiday for bringing us three seasons of Rock of Love, plays at The Pearl tonight inside the Palms. Will it be a bunch of solo stuff you don’t know followed by a few Poison tunes? Possibly. Will you have to suffer through “Every Rose has its Thorn?” Likely. Is it worth checking out on the off chance you can deduce who the winner of Whore Bus is? Absolutely. Click for more words and pictures »
Of the pick-up line’s BJ’s Muoy Kvow has heard, she said the worst was “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my head all day.”
“I looked at him and thought are you serious? Ok, Mr. Fresh Prince of Bel Air.”
You know what? That’s no way to treat Alfonso Ribeiro. How do you think you’re going to get him to do the Carlton Dance that way? Finish reading up on Kvow — including just in time for Super Bowl Sunday how she enjoys playing tackle football in the bedroom — or cast your vote here.
The dudes from Disturbed: The henchmen Cesar Romero never knew he had.
Disturbed is at The Pearl inside the Palms tonight. Earlier in the week, we talked to frontman David Draiman, who said the next record is going be even darker than the last one was. “It’s been a rough year for me. As usual. I was engaged and my fiancee left me about three months ago. I’ve got business woes, personal woes, abandonment issues, betrayal issues, betrayal from my family who didn’t accept the union to begin with.” So, this should be cheery tonight at 8 p.m. Skindred and Sevendust open. Click for more words and pictures »
Remember, voting is a privilege, not a right. (Photo by Tony Tran | SpyOnVegas.com)
Judging by the crowd at Stack inside The Mirage, there weren’t a lot of you that missed out on last night’s Sexiest Server event. In case you did though, you’d better get a-plannin’ as there’s only one event left before the Feb. 9 final at Jet. That’s Thursday’s tilt at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock. In the meantime, you can peruse eithergallery over at SpyOn to get a feel for what you’ve been missing.
What Super Bowl hero will be this year’s ill-advised G.I. Joe figure? Our money is on Troy Polamalu. (Via YoJoe.com)
It’s Super Bowl Sunday — and we’re not going to be intimidated by Roger Goodell and his NFL henchmen into calling it the Big Game either — and that means you need to figure out exactly where you’ll be so bombed by halftime that when you read up on the game the next day on ESPN.com, it’ll be a surprise to see who won.
To that end, enjoy this delightful selection of parties where you can gorge yourselves on your either cheap domestic beer or cheep domestic light beer, and your choice of cheese sauce or hot sauce. Click for more words and pictures »
Tryst’s Monika Pudzevyte said she was hanging out with Andy Dick once, and he was using the elevator as a confessional. We can’t imagine any scenario that so perfectly hits the center of the Venn diagram of depressing, embarrassing and terrifying quite like being trapped in an elevator with Andy Dick loaded to the gills on God knows what and crying about how Janeane Garofolo won’t talk to him anymore because of something he doesn’t even remember doing on the set of The Ben Stiller Show. Check her out or throw down your vote here.
Red, but no M-E-T-H-O-D Man. (Photo by Hew Burney | SpyOnVegas.com)
Seed of Chucky star Redman took a break from making deodorant commercials last night to come do a set at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel for Snowboard Magazine until around 2 a.m. DJ Muggs from Cypress Hill did the opening set. Check the full gallery of Red’s show here.
We’d take up skiing if this is what the top of the mountain always looked like. (Photos by Hew Burney | Skullcandy.com)
Today is the last day for SIA at Mandalay Bay. They all must be getting twitchy to get out of the desert this weekend and get back to a mountain somewhere. The convention has already seen Snoop and MixMaster Mike at Rain, Perry Farrell’s Satellite Party the night before and Redman at Body English last night. Plus, there were a bunch of Volcom people dressed like hillbillies, and if Hee-Haw taught us nothing else, it’s that hillbillies are always hilarious. Click through for a boatload of photos. Click for more words and pictures »
Misty Nielson at XS says she knows Johnny Knoxville’s deep, dark secret: His real name. She got it from his credit card and ID one night and said, “I can’t imagine the hazing he probably went through as a kid.” Apparently that explains why the guy dedicated his life to self-abuse. To chase away the pain from childhood taunts. But really, if Dick Trickle could grow up to be a well-adjusted race car driver, how bad could it really be? Regardless, to read up on the Nielson or cast your vote, check out SpyOnVegas.
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