Wild Kardashians, seen here in their natural habitat.

There’s nothing so heartwarming this close to the holidays as a tight-knight family traveling together … to see Usher. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were all in town this weekend at the Palms, staying in a Palms Place penthouse. They hit up Simon for dinner before heading to the show.

The girls turned up later at LAX inside Luxor along with younger brother Robert. We’re kind of surprised Kris didn’t turn up, too. It had to have been a tough weekend for her without anyone around to be an overbearing stage mom to.

Also staying at the Palms this weekend was David Beckham, who checked into the Hardwood Suite Saturday night. Beckham was in town for the Ricky Hatton-Paul Malignaggi fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.

Beckham hit up the official afterparty at Studio 54 where he and Hatton were joined by Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis. Somehow, the sight of all that British violence didn’t ignite the Gallaghers into 10 rounds of their own. Oh, don’t fret and fuss girls, you both suck for writing “Wonderwall.”

Hatton drew a cadre of faithful from Old Blighty with partygoes screaming for Hatton and Beckham. After 1 a.m., fight fans in Hatton capes got on stage with drums to sing the Hatton fight song, sparking the whole club to sing along. We want a fight song. Someone should get on that right now. Something they can blast when we walk into clubs. Something other than “The Humpty Dance,” we mean. Ah, who are we kidding. Digital Underground is the only fight song we’ll ever need.

Beckham left early because soccer hooligans were crowding him and needed bodyguards to clear a path for him on the way out. Also at 54 was Matt Garza of the Tampa Bay Rays, who had to have been as popular in a room full of rabid Brits as we are in a room full of fetish models. So, very popular. Or not at all. We meant not at all.

By Jason Scavone

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