Exhibit A for our argument that they’re using their joy to shame us all. (Photo by Erik Kabik | Retna)

Mariah Carey led the charge for husband Nick Cannon’s birthday last night at Pure inside Caesars Palace. The couple, which we’ve firmly established is a threat to this country’s very stability, took over a table next to the DJ booth while Cannon spun. The duo arrived just after midnight with a group that included Cannon’s mother and friends. Around 3 a.m., he mixed together a few Carey songs including “Fantasy,” “It’s Like That” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Now that the event is wrapped, we expect city elders to hustle Carey, Cannon and their damnable syrupy happiness right the hell out of town.

By Jason Scavone

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