If this face doesn’t melt your little heart, it’s made of stone.

The oddly mesmerizing and attractive Jonah Hill was at Pure in Caesars Palace on Saturday night. Yes, the guy from Superbad and no, we’re not your regular Fiasco blogger. That guy much prefers Michael Cera. We do, too, but baby-fat-face Arrested Development Michael Cera.

Also at Pure were Carrot Top and Criss Angel, who — and we can say this with near certainty – probably spent the night talking about how they’re weirdly attracted to Jonah Hill, too.

Angel and the Top set out for LAX in the Luxor later in the night and Hill followed, probably not carrying a detergent tub full of beer, sadly. Baseball player Shawn Chacon was already there, drinking Patron ahead of the curve. Baseball, curve – that was a pun, guys.

By Michelle McKay

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