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See, before, you were afraid to wear your light-up glasses in public because you didn’t know how to accessorize. Now you know: Pink tie, skunk-striped hair. It draws attention away from the dumbest eyewear since the electro-luminescent pince-nez craze swept the nation in Nineteen Aught Six.

By Jason Scavone

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