The two people you don’t mess with: The Zohan, and that guy from Entourage who isn’t Vince or Turtle.

Managing partner of The Bank at Bellagio and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan actor Danny A. Abeckaser celebrated his birthday Saturday night will fellow Zohan-ite Ido Messori, and a few other lesser-known names.

Paris Hilton, Benji Madden, Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg took time off from their whirlwind weekend at The Venetian’s Tao to engage in the festivities. Entourage’s Kevin Connolly and Alpha Dog’s Lukas Haas stayed at Abeckaser’s table until the wee hours. Jamie-Lynn Sigler danced until 3 a.m. with former Sopranos co-star Robert Iler, which, no matter how much they’re not brother and sister in real life, still seems kind of gross.

Saturday Night Live’s Seth Meyers, Miami Ink’s Ami James and Chris Nunez, Carey Hart and Sports Illustrated model Tori Praver. Earlier, Nunez and James were at Brand inside Monte Carlo.

Sunday night at The Bank saw Indiana Pacers’ Jermaine O’Neal drop in, along with Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz. O’Neal dined at Bellagio’s Fix prior to hitting the club, while Connolly followed up his night out with a trip to Stack at The Mirage and then to Revolution Lounge for Patron shots with a couple of blondes. We suspect he spent the night fielding questions about Johnny Drama.

O’Neal spent Saturday afternoon at Venus Pool Club at Caesars Palace along with fellow ballers Antoine Wright of the Dallas Mavericks and Al Harrington and Patrick O’Bryant of the Golden State Warriors. O’Neal jumped over to LAX at Luxor later that night for a little champagne pick-me-up. Had he timed things right, he could’ve had dinner with Susan Lucci and her small group at Spago at the Forum Shops.

Back on Friday, O’Neal was at Jet inside The Mirage, along with A Shot at Love 2 With Tila Tequila contestants Lauryn and Sirbrina, who burned through Skyy Vodka and Dom Perignon among a throng of female fans. The Phildelphia Eagles’ Deshawn Stevenson was also on hand. He probably has far fewer MySpace friends than Lauryn and Sirbrina.

Meanwhile, over at Pure inside Caesars Palace, poker pro Dave “Devilfish” Ulliot partied Friday, while Saturday night saw Chicago quarterback Rex Grossman stop in.

By Jason Scavone

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