We like to lure our filet mignon into a false sense of security. Keeps it tender.

Dixie’s Dam Country bar opens tomorrow night at Hooters Casino, but not before 10 orange-spotted cows hitchike their way here from Los Angeles. Although several cows ran into stormy weather on the way out, officials estimate that five or six will make it to the casino by 3 p.m. for the kickoff of the joint’s grand opening weekend where they’ll be entertained by Miss Hooters International 2006 Michelle Nunes and members of Hooters Rack Pack, which we’re fairly certain is just Peter Lawford in a bikini top.

Country singer Joe Diffie performs tomorrow night at 8 p.m., and tickets are available through advance purchase only. The bar will be open at 7 p.m. Wednesdays through Saturdays and feature live music and DJs. Although this week you have an extra day to scope things out as it’s open Sunday so, you know, your cow costume won’t go entirely to waste. Seriously, chicks totally dig that thing. Don’t be embarrassed to wear it at all.

By Jason Scavone

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