Those sunglasses are totally from the future.

Kanye West brings his Glow in the Dark Tour with N.E.R.D. and Lupe Fiasco to the pool area at Red Rock Casino tonight at 7:30 p.m. in a show we’re sure George Bush hates. In fact, let’s be sure. Kanye, will George Bush be at Red Rock tonight?

Oh. That’s a bummer. Hey, does George Bush follow the NBA?

Huh. Well certainly, George Bush can celebrate the man who discovered more than 300 uses for the peanut?

Wow. That’s cold. All right, moving on. Pharrell — also known as the half of N.E.R.D. who you’ve heard of — will be having his own afterparty at Tao inside The Venetian tonight. We would have to assume that fellow Neptune Chad Hugo is invited, but you can never be sure. His name isn’t up on the marquee.

By Jason Scavone

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