She still wakes up in a cold sweat thinking Dennis Rodman is at the foot of her bed.

Everybody’s favorite ex-wife of Dave Navarro, Carmen Electra, celebrates an early 35th birthday tonight at Pure inside Caesars Palace. The star of Epic Movie and Cheaper by the Dozen 2 isn’t your only option tonight. Not by a long shot. You can bet your last Good Burger ticket stub on that.

Jet at Mirage comes correct with a sextet of girls of reality television, featuring Ice and Prancer from Flavor of Love; Leticia and Jillian from Beauty and the Geek; and Aussie Rachael and Blonde Rachel from America’s Most Smartest Model. If you’re lucky, Ben Stein will show up, too, and explain to you what you can do with your dry, irritated eyes.

Jonathon Schaech, Jana Kramer and Scott Porter of critic’s darling Prom Night will be on hand at Tao inside The Venetian. If the erotic thriller subgenre doesn’t do it for you, and you want to skip straight to the erotic, Mary Carey will be at Planet Hollywood Resort’s Prive.

Mandalay Bay offers Tiger Jam XI, a fundraiser for the Tiger Woods Foundation that has little-known bar band Van Halen headlining – but Diamond Dave ain’t talkin’ ‘bout golf. His golf is rotten to the core. That’s the two-layer polybutadiene core of the Titleist NXT Tour (buy a sleeve today).

Finally, the master, George Carlin is doing a weekend set at The Orleans, tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. We’re not going to say anything out of line about Carlin, because if he ever found out, he could shred us to ribbons without breaking a sweat.

By Jason Scavone

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