Over/under on how many times she’s made “All the Small Things” cracks at Barker: 759.

Former Miss USA, Playboy model, Dancing with the Stars vet and girlfriend of Dennis Quaid (Surely she meant to date Randy, right? You say a sense of humor is sexy all the time, gals. Time to step up.) Shanna Moakler celebrates her 33rd birthday at Prive inside Planet Hollywood Saturday night.

The on-again, off-again wife of former blink-182 drummer Travis Barker gets the party started at 10:45 p.m. Moakler has also been romantically linked with Billy Idol, leading us to suspect she’s chiefly interested in dating guys with exceptionally spiky hair.

By Jason Scavone

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