03.26.08
FIVE-DOLLAR SHAKE
She’s-a get, get, get, get you drunk.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Paris? Fergilicious. It’s because of, um, the metric system.
Fergie and her humps will be celebrating her birthday at Jet inside The Mirage tomorrow night along with Destiny Turns on the Radio star Quentin Tarantino.
We have a dream here at DailyFiasco. A dream that one day, somehow, by the grace of God Quentin Tarantino ends up writing Fergie into Kill Bill 3, wherein she totally kung fu fights Uma Thurman. And also, zombies.
One Response to “FIVE-DOLLAR SHAKE”
I support that dream more than any other dream, ever. Even that one about racial harmony.